We know you folks like'em sloppy! You like'em sloppy right? The biggest of orgies, dispatching raccoons, whiskey for your armpits and a lot more.
Lots of goofs this week. We have real talk about why you should never glare at your horse, Nate tells the source of all his jokes, and we take the bear out for some ice cream.
We pull ourselves out of the chowder for a quick tactical strike. We talk about hair to bread ratios, stoned cavemen and the invention of air, and apparently some jabroni says pain pills made him gay. We have our suspicions.
We're back again with some quality Goof Grease in the form of nonsense headlines. We're talking about professional Fatso's, holy toilets, Guinness World Records is making stuff up, human pet houses, the epic lives of spiders and we ask the real question... are you willing to kill your beast?
We dive right in this week and ramble on about time travelers, surviving in pharaoh times, future-past rat kings, moon gorillas... the list goes on.
Lots going on this week folks. Old tires and sea monsters torment Georgia, they are breeding puppies to look like ancient creatures, and turtle news... a whole lot of weird turtle news.
We do something a little different this week and bring you some real life stupid products from the bowels of the internets. From Spook Boxes to Poop Knives to Ketchup Slices we got ya covered with the Goof Grease. So align your Spirit Goblins and get listenin!
Well folks, it happened. We have read what may very well be the craziest headlines in the history of the show. Yes, yes, we also talk about monkey rights, ants in heads, coked up 80's dicks and a lot more... but it's the nonsense happening in China that has effectively melted our brains. Please enjoy, and may God have mercy on our souls.
This one gets pretty silly. We get together to talk about hippo swallerin, heads up pachyderm butts, Braco the Gazer, Sam makes Nate remember the merkin lady, Japan is at it again and a lot more nonsense.
*The show we reference called "Thats Amazing" is actually called "Thats Incredible!". Our mistake... but check that out.
It's a dark, dark day of grease today folks.... sort of. We have people pretending to be sex dolls, baby drop-off boxes and lots of nonsense in emotional support hamster news. See you all in Tuscaloosa!
Oh it's a silly one this week folks! We talk about owning live grenades, the weird person at an airport orgy, why it's never a good idea to hire a hitman to kill another hitman, and we learn that you should never swallow in Australia. All this and more tonight at five!
Eggrets, we have a few... Eggs, lab grown Kosher hog meat, eggs, a company that promises a 100% fatality rate, eggs, we finally get organized and OH LORD! EGGS!
Were back and we're all scared straight! Join us as we try and figure out the Stink Butt bandit. Also, Russia continues to never let us down with nonsense. Come fall in the chowder with us!
Our guest Lali joins us for part two of the power session and we talk about exploding war cream on French fashion models, war criminal ice cream, no banana policies and a lot more!
Metal under meat or meat over metal? We ask that question along with learning about why you shouldn't wank with animal parts, presidential facts, and our patent pending sex goo.
The world is full of really stupid stuff and boy do we have some for you this week! We talk about Cheetos the Movie, giant space aliens, we rehash the nonsense that was the snake proof suit, and apparently theres a lot of feet floating around up in Canada. Whats the deal Canada?
We're bringin the Royal Fam a 2 fast 2 furious sode where we get serious talkin on some vanishing McDonalds, exploding pants, eyeball worms, and what to do with Nate if he gets turned into hotdogs. Oh, did I mention we binged the whole Fast and the Furious franchise?
It's Sams birthday so we recorded boozy sode with executive producer Zack and friend of the show Lali to jabber on about baby stealin nannys, praying mantis with 3D glasses, Rugrats porn parodies and a whole lot more nonsense. Join us for the new tradition!
Another tactical goofstrike. We've been down with the croupe after sitting in the Taiwanese floor. Our grandma's warned us.
Anyway, our feet stink, our lungs are full of grease and it's real cold. A classic set up for goofs.
We talk about the classic stuff, you know, sex dolls and McDonalds.
We join forces with Taylor A Crockett for a talk about a mystery porn boat (aka Poseidon's Sex Hole), being mystically wrong, the Godless creation that is the Sunyun and a lot more. We also make new Taco Bell jingles because we did. Check out and support Taylor below! She's awesome!!!
We're back and the internet has opened its greasy arms to give us tales of human leather, Dip 'n' Dots cryo freeze facilities, shadowy cabals, the Devil goes down to Taco Bell, and why you should avoid the Noid! Oh, and Aaron Neville.
Open thine ears for we have returned with woven tapestries of tales untold! Santa Clause is heavy with drink and lard, the cadavers have filled the ballroom, and the clown fish wear frown upon their breathless lips as the Mexican trout splash in orgasmic delight! So clutch thine luxury doomsday survival kits to heavy bosoms, open the good beans, and enjoy this weeks episode!
We get the Goof Grease going with creepy internet deep dives, flavoring your juicy bits, a visit to Dr. Awesome, and Samsung and psychics have finally joined forces to make you forget your favorite TV shows... it was bound to happen, right?
We get jacked out of our minds on caffeine and ramble on about bombs on bats, disgruntled employees gluing hands to floors, something about jellyfish, and two balloons a turtle and Rasputins dick.