Metal under meat or meat over metal? We ask that question along with learning about why you shouldn't wank with animal parts, presidential facts, and our patent pending sex goo.
The world is full of really stupid stuff and boy do we have some for you this week! We talk about Cheetos the Movie, giant space aliens, we rehash the nonsense that was the snake proof suit, and apparently theres a lot of feet floating around up in Canada. Whats the deal Canada?
We're bringin the Royal Fam a 2 fast 2 furious sode where we get serious talkin on some vanishing McDonalds, exploding pants, eyeball worms, and what to do with Nate if he gets turned into hotdogs. Oh, did I mention we binged the whole Fast and the Furious franchise?
It's Sams birthday so we recorded boozy sode with executive producer Zack and friend of the show Lali to jabber on about baby stealin nannys, praying mantis with 3D glasses, Rugrats porn parodies and a whole lot more nonsense. Join us for the new tradition!
Another tactical goofstrike. We've been down with the croupe after sitting in the Taiwanese floor. Our grandma's warned us.
Anyway, our feet stink, our lungs are full of grease and it's real cold. A classic set up for goofs.
We talk about the classic stuff, you know, sex dolls and McDonalds.
We join forces with Taylor A Crockett for a talk about a mystery porn boat (aka Poseidon's Sex Hole), being mystically wrong, the Godless creation that is the Sunyun and a lot more. We also make new Taco Bell jingles because we did. Check out and support Taylor below! She's awesome!!!
We're back and the internet has opened its greasy arms to give us tales of human leather, Dip 'n' Dots cryo freeze facilities, shadowy cabals, the Devil goes down to Taco Bell, and why you should avoid the Noid! Oh, and Aaron Neville.
Open thine ears for we have returned with woven tapestries of tales untold! Santa Clause is heavy with drink and lard, the cadavers have filled the ballroom, and the clown fish wear frown upon their breathless lips as the Mexican trout splash in orgasmic delight! So clutch thine luxury doomsday survival kits to heavy bosoms, open the good beans, and enjoy this weeks episode!
We get the Goof Grease going with creepy internet deep dives, flavoring your juicy bits, a visit to Dr. Awesome, and Samsung and psychics have finally joined forces to make you forget your favorite TV shows... it was bound to happen, right?
We get jacked out of our minds on caffeine and ramble on about bombs on bats, disgruntled employees gluing hands to floors, something about jellyfish, and two balloons a turtle and Rasputins dick.
It's a goofy one this week as we talk about putting curses on children, whether or not its worth moving to Switzerland, and if two heads are truly better than one. Oh, and robot hands.
Good gobbles! It's another sode! This week we talk about trash turkey, water magic, are bugs stronger than M&M's, talking Sling Blade farts and thirsty panty pillow cases. Lordy!
It's a tactical pod strike where we talk about the nebulous realm cryptoid happenings, punishing kids with eggs and feral cats, squatchin and how macho is France really?
We talk about pervy AI, why to bury your cotton smalls, lawyer dog, and the best sex positions to make an employable kid. We niced it!
Its a semi-spooktacular episode as we talk about wizard curses, a UFO ranch, soulless robo pets, the Devil's butt models and more!
We dive right in this week to learn the in's and out's of the Amish, Siri vs a cat brain, Nick Cage snack foods, and the U.N. may have been scared out of Africa by vampires...
The art world is a world that just keeps on giving, as we find out the hard way in this weeks episode. We also talk about Carrot Tops head, the truth behind Arbys, clam farts and how Swartzy may just save the planet!
Our hunger for pizza makes us extra goofy this week as we ramble about bluetooth butt plugs, anti-cancer caviar, hurricane straight edge orgies, the dil-do's and dil-dont's of dildos, and we even do a little ASMR for ya. Hold onto yer butts!
We are all over the place this week as we talk about making slop, tainted flutes, and blind burglars.
Ham Sam and Nate the Plate serve up a heapin' pile of Goof Grease this week as they talk about dogs eating toes, nonsense genie superpowers, fish personalities, and they ponder the question, "What IS real?"
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We get the goof grease going with talk about Satanic cults, butt buggery, haunted 3D printed objects, handicapped monster fighting teams and a lot more. A lotta big claims in this one!
Heavy goof grease this week! We talk about weenie vandals, monkey robot brains, coke limos, sailors being the old world internet, we crack a lot of non-existent codes and we finally get Veronica's name right... we think.
We get really goofy and jabber on about Mt. Dew Tooth, talking to skulls, meatball Paul, the wonder that is Krrish, and Sams obsession with a shirtless Jamie Oliver.
This week Sam and Nate talk about who or what makes the best shed in a contest where anything goes, pet parrots take the witness stand, the absurdity of secret menu items and more!